fear the flock.

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

the-goodleft-undone:

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

Everyone in tropical climates sigh collectively

Damn right

Damn right

Part 2 lol

Part 2 lol

Lmfao! That last one tho… #tweet #lol

Lmfao! That last one tho… #tweet #lol

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

babygoatsandfriends:

mecha-globzilla:

babygoatsandfriends:

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling - Imgur

yeah that’s cute and all but they look like grimy worm-tails and its kinda gross :/

babygoatsandfriends:

mecha-globzilla:

babygoatsandfriends:

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling - Imgur

yeah that’s cute and all but they look like grimy worm-tails and its kinda gross :/

No diggity #everyoneneedsaghettoselfie #workflow #overnight

No diggity #everyoneneedsaghettoselfie #workflow #overnight

People always tell me I look tan #itsjustdirt #hardwork #ups #lookinlikeazombiemothafucka

People always tell me I look tan #itsjustdirt #hardwork #ups #lookinlikeazombiemothafucka

Why? #whatwillhappen?

Why? #whatwillhappen?

My little rodent<3 #dinkythemouse #petmice

My little rodent<3 #dinkythemouse #petmice