Legitimately found these water bottles from 1993 and1989. Still had the tags on em. Shoulda bought em
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
Me as a parent.
At a red light, saw this on the window of a White Castle lolol they be gettin’ mad ghetto, son. #yougogurl