fear the flock.
Lmfao! The shit I write when I’m texting in my sleep

Lmfao! The shit I write when I’m texting in my sleep

I’ve been staring at this for the past two days. Who was here and what did you do to my floor? #dirtyhoes

I’ve been staring at this for the past two days. Who was here and what did you do to my floor? #dirtyhoes

fruitycat:

shaggy blazed it too hard

fruitycat:

shaggy blazed it too hard

#OrgasmFace @lo_cee9112

Mornin’ Feels.

Mornin’ Feels.

Throwing out old shit from the fridge #imalwaysintrouble

Ignore my uglyass, this little rat is becoming my best friend though! #buddy #italktoanimals #dontjudge

Ignore my uglyass, this little rat is becoming my best friend though! #buddy #italktoanimals #dontjudge

Cutie face. #rats #petrats #cute #cuddly

Cutie face. #rats #petrats #cute #cuddly

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

vinebox:

literally me

vinebox:

literally me

Nothin but a green eye and a gray hair #gettingold

Nothin but a green eye and a gray hair #gettingold

Kristina’s baby shower invitation is super adorable. Hell yeah I’m goin! I’m gonna spoil that baby!

Kristina’s baby shower invitation is super adorable. Hell yeah I’m goin! I’m gonna spoil that baby!

Playin games with some random kids hahahahha. Stolen from @lo_cee9112

Playin games with some random kids hahahahha. Stolen from @lo_cee9112

Lmfao imagine looking under your bed and seeing this. #creepstatusright up in hurrrr

Lmfao imagine looking under your bed and seeing this. #creepstatusright up in hurrrr

"Come to the office". My managers talking to me and I’m just taking selfies :)

"Come to the office". My managers talking to me and I’m just taking selfies :)