fear the flock.

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

So fresh and so clean clean @erica_russo24

So fresh and so clean clean @erica_russo24

"Yo, you see me?" Lolol @erica_russo24

"Yo, you see me?" Lolol @erica_russo24

Acting all tough with that monkey #imintrouble

Acting all tough with that monkey #imintrouble

I legitimately have been looking for these for like 10 years and just randomly found them today! #jellybelly #harrypotter

I legitimately have been looking for these for like 10 years and just randomly found them today! #jellybelly #harrypotter

So this was amazing last night. #buffalowildwings

So this was amazing last night. #buffalowildwings

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

the-goodleft-undone:

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

Everyone in tropical climates sigh collectively

Damn right

Damn right

Part 2 lol

Part 2 lol

Lmfao! That last one tho… #tweet #lol

Lmfao! That last one tho… #tweet #lol

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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