My Friday. #nofilter #noonearound #beach #bodyboarding #boulders #nature
This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read
I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.
YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!
This is exactly what I needed today
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
The night meant. Of course it means the middle of the night at some point but tonight I really figured it out. It’s that moment when you’re sitting in your car at 1:30am in the driveway with the window half open. You sit there with your car off and listen to the world outside. Nothing. Lights are off, people are sleeping. Cars aren’t passing by. No one around in sight. No footsteps, no wind. No music, no words, nothing. And for that moment, the world is still.
talk dirty to me
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT
that would be the best surprise ever omg
no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke